"The Twelve Days Of Christmas" - Twin Peaks parody

The Twelve Days Of Christmas (4:07) 6.3Mb By Twin Peaks cast members Parody of The Twelve Days Of Christmas It was a Los Angeles rock radio station, KROQ, that first aired this Twin Peaks version of the "12 Days of Christmas". The same station put out a Christmas album and this song was included. The album was only available for sale in the Los Angeles area. PETE On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. BOBBY On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two secret diaries. PETE And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. BOB On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: three possessed souls. BOBBY Two secret diaries. PETE And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. COOPER Diane, on the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: four talking logs. BOB Three possessed souls. BOBBY Two secret diaries. PETE And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. LUCY On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: five jelllyyy donnuuuutts. COOPER Four talking logs. BOB Three possessed souls. BOBBY Two secret diaries. PETE And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. PETE On the sixth day of Christmas my sweetheart gave to me: six fish in a percolator. LUCY Five jelllyyy donnuuuutts. COOPER Four talking logs. BOB Three possessed souls. BOBBY Two secret diaries. PETE And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. BOBBY On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: seven one-armed men. PETE Six fish in a percolator. LUCY Five jelllyyy donnuuuutts. COOPER Four talking logs. BOB Three possessed souls. BOBBY Two secret diaries. PETE And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. COOPER Diane, on the eighth day of Christmas I had a strange dream: eight dancing midgets. BOBBY Seven one-armed men. PETE Six fish in a percolator. LUCY Five ... oh ... Five jelly donnuuuutts. Sorry, oops. COOPER Four talking logs. BOB Three possessed souls. BOBBY Two secret diaries. PETE And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. BOB On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nine owls lurking. COOPER Eight dancing midgets. BOBBY Seven one-armed men. PETE Six fish in a percolator. LUCY Five jelly donuts! COOPER Four talking logs. BOB Three possessed souls. BOBBY Two secret diaries. PETE And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. BOBBY On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: ten drooling Leo's. BOB Nine owls lurking. COOPER Eight dancing midgets. BOBBY Seven one-armed men. PETE Six fish in a percolator. LUCY Five ... jelly ... donuts! COOPER Four talking logs. BOB Three possessed souls. BOBBY Two secret diaries. PETE And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. LUCY On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: eleven cherry pies. BOBBY Ten drooling Leo's. BOB Nine owls lurking. COOPER Eight dancing midgets. BOBBY Seven one-armed men. PETE Six fish in a percolator. LUCY Five jelllyyy donnuuuttts. COOPER Four talking logs. BOB Three possessed souls. BOBBY Two secret diaries. PETE And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. PETE On the twelveth day of Christmas my sweetheart gave to me: twelve cups of coffee! LUCY Eleven cherry pies. BOBBY Ten drooling Leo's. BOB Nine owls lurking. COOPER Eight dancing midgets. BOBBY Seven one-armed men. PETE Six fish in a percolator. LUCY Five thousaannnddd donnuuuttts. What!? COOPER Four talking logs. BOB Three possessed souls. BOBBY Two secret diaries. PETE And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic. JOHNNY HORNE Amen ... Amen.